Awesome! Let the games begin! Overall, I thought the guys did fairly well for their first outing. Especially since it seems to me that they top-loaded the females again this year.
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David Hernandez
Age: 24, Phoenix, AZ
"Midnight Hour"
This guy has not made an impression on me thus far, and I still kind of feel that way after tonight. I mean, obviously he can sing, but there just wasn't much "spark." I did like how he handled the beginning of the song, though.
Chikezie Eze
Age: 22, Inglewood, CA
"I Love You More Today Than Yesterday"
Forest Whitaker lookalike, anyone? He started really weak this evening, and while it got better over the course of the song, I was still fairly bored. Burnt orange suit and all. I do think Simon was a bit harsh on him, though. And "Jacuzzi" was just out of line!
David Cook
Age: 25, Tulsa, OK
"Happy Together"
Something about this guy bugs me. Maybe it's his posturing to the camera. Of course, I did like Constantine and he was the Posture King, so maybe David will grow on me. I like his modern take on the song, even if it didn't really show off his voice until the end.
Jason Yeager
Age: 28, Grand Prairie, TX
"Moonriver"
I wrote down the word "Disney" before Simon even mentioned "Cruise Ship." It was so adult contemporary I nearly barfed. Although, overall, he has a nice voice and seems like a nice guy. If he only didn't seem like he was going to burst into tears half the time.
Robbie Carrico
Age: 26, Melbourne, FL
"One Is The Loneliest Number"
"I used to tour with Britney so now I am ready to rock!" - So I tried out for American Idol!!! Whatever, dude. I can't wait to see you on disco night. I also really wasn't digging his repetitive dance moves. However, I really like his voice and I like his personality. I am going to get tired of the scarves and hats really soon, though.
David Archuleta
Age: 17, Salt Lake City, UT
"Shop Around"
I. love. this kid!!! Not only because he is shiny happy people, but his performance was the first one that made me sit up and take notice. And that voice! From that shy boy! I love it! Seriously. My total fave of the night - by far.
Danny Noriega
Age: 18, Azusa, CA
"Jailhouse Rock"
His snaps and head flips are already getting old, but you damn well know he will garner a huge following so he'll be around for a while. I do like that he's different - and I liked how his tape showed some vulnerability rather than the snot-nosed brat we've been seeing thus far. As for the performance, it was a horrible song choice for his voice. He has a really good voice and that song has absolutely no range to show it.
Luke Menard
Age: 29, Crawfordsville, IN
This dude looks like Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman had a baby. And I feel bad that he's had very little airplay thus far - but holy cats, he was horrible. Yes, he was memorable all right. Memorable for stanking. Sometimes I think they put some people into the Top 24 as excess fat, so the people they like will stick around, and this guy is it this year. P.S. I have no idea what song he even sang. Shuh. Memorable my ass.
Colton Berry
Age: 17, Staunton, VA
"Suspicious Minds"
I was totally thinking when I saw earlier clips of this kid that they needed to tint his eyelashes. They went the simpler route this week with mascara, but he indeed looked pretty hot - although maybe a little excessively Anthony Federov. I think his singing started off, weak, got stronger and finished fairly well. He's OK. He may hang around for a few weeks but chances of Top 12 are slim.
Garrett Haley
Age: 17, Elida, OH
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
Are you fraking kidding me with these song choices? Again, I feel sorry he's had no screentime, but he was shaking like a leif (ha ha, get it?!?) the whole way through, his voice was shallow and weak, and he had the charisma of a paperclip. He is the other excess fat.
Jason Castro
Age: 20, Rowlett, TX
"Daydream"
I am all for freedom of hair expression, but, dude, I hate dreds on white dudes. Otherwise, this guy is crazy hot. And apparently was already on some other reality show? That I have no clue about because I have no cable. Neither here nor there, I loved that he played guitar and loved how he changed up the song. Quite Jack Johnsoney. Nothing earth-shattering with his voice or guitar pick, but definitely enjoyable.
Michael Johns
Age: 29, Los Angeles, CA
"Light My Fire"
What is it with this season and celebrity look-alikes? This guy is Tim Daly with an Aussie accent. And while we're on that topic, will America accept an "American Idol" who isn't quite American? Same goes for Irish Carly. Sound off on that one in the comments, won't you? As for Michael, I didn't think tonight was his best performance, but I really really really dig his voice (and I've had a long time thing for Tim Daly) so he is probably my second-favorite of the night.
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So, who will go home?
I think: Luke, Garrett and/or Jason Y.
And you?
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David HernandezAge: 24, Phoenix, AZ
"Midnight Hour"
This guy has not made an impression on me thus far, and I still kind of feel that way after tonight. I mean, obviously he can sing, but there just wasn't much "spark." I did like how he handled the beginning of the song, though.
Chikezie EzeAge: 22, Inglewood, CA
"I Love You More Today Than Yesterday"
Forest Whitaker lookalike, anyone? He started really weak this evening, and while it got better over the course of the song, I was still fairly bored. Burnt orange suit and all. I do think Simon was a bit harsh on him, though. And "Jacuzzi" was just out of line!
David CookAge: 25, Tulsa, OK
"Happy Together"
Something about this guy bugs me. Maybe it's his posturing to the camera. Of course, I did like Constantine and he was the Posture King, so maybe David will grow on me. I like his modern take on the song, even if it didn't really show off his voice until the end.
Jason YeagerAge: 28, Grand Prairie, TX
"Moonriver"
I wrote down the word "Disney" before Simon even mentioned "Cruise Ship." It was so adult contemporary I nearly barfed. Although, overall, he has a nice voice and seems like a nice guy. If he only didn't seem like he was going to burst into tears half the time.
Robbie CarricoAge: 26, Melbourne, FL
"One Is The Loneliest Number"
"I used to tour with Britney so now I am ready to rock!" - So I tried out for American Idol!!! Whatever, dude. I can't wait to see you on disco night. I also really wasn't digging his repetitive dance moves. However, I really like his voice and I like his personality. I am going to get tired of the scarves and hats really soon, though.
David ArchuletaAge: 17, Salt Lake City, UT
"Shop Around"
I. love. this kid!!! Not only because he is shiny happy people, but his performance was the first one that made me sit up and take notice. And that voice! From that shy boy! I love it! Seriously. My total fave of the night - by far.
Danny NoriegaAge: 18, Azusa, CA
"Jailhouse Rock"
His snaps and head flips are already getting old, but you damn well know he will garner a huge following so he'll be around for a while. I do like that he's different - and I liked how his tape showed some vulnerability rather than the snot-nosed brat we've been seeing thus far. As for the performance, it was a horrible song choice for his voice. He has a really good voice and that song has absolutely no range to show it.
Luke MenardAge: 29, Crawfordsville, IN
This dude looks like Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman had a baby. And I feel bad that he's had very little airplay thus far - but holy cats, he was horrible. Yes, he was memorable all right. Memorable for stanking. Sometimes I think they put some people into the Top 24 as excess fat, so the people they like will stick around, and this guy is it this year. P.S. I have no idea what song he even sang. Shuh. Memorable my ass.
Colton BerryAge: 17, Staunton, VA
"Suspicious Minds"
I was totally thinking when I saw earlier clips of this kid that they needed to tint his eyelashes. They went the simpler route this week with mascara, but he indeed looked pretty hot - although maybe a little excessively Anthony Federov. I think his singing started off, weak, got stronger and finished fairly well. He's OK. He may hang around for a few weeks but chances of Top 12 are slim.
Garrett HaleyAge: 17, Elida, OH
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
Are you fraking kidding me with these song choices? Again, I feel sorry he's had no screentime, but he was shaking like a leif (ha ha, get it?!?) the whole way through, his voice was shallow and weak, and he had the charisma of a paperclip. He is the other excess fat.
Jason CastroAge: 20, Rowlett, TX
"Daydream"
I am all for freedom of hair expression, but, dude, I hate dreds on white dudes. Otherwise, this guy is crazy hot. And apparently was already on some other reality show? That I have no clue about because I have no cable. Neither here nor there, I loved that he played guitar and loved how he changed up the song. Quite Jack Johnsoney. Nothing earth-shattering with his voice or guitar pick, but definitely enjoyable.
Michael JohnsAge: 29, Los Angeles, CA
"Light My Fire"
What is it with this season and celebrity look-alikes? This guy is Tim Daly with an Aussie accent. And while we're on that topic, will America accept an "American Idol" who isn't quite American? Same goes for Irish Carly. Sound off on that one in the comments, won't you? As for Michael, I didn't think tonight was his best performance, but I really really really dig his voice (and I've had a long time thing for Tim Daly) so he is probably my second-favorite of the night.
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So, who will go home?
I think: Luke, Garrett and/or Jason Y.
And you?
Labels: Idol
45 Comments:
"This dude looks like Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman had a baby."
I don't want that guy to go home, just so you can write more sentences like that about him. Also: Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman should totally have a baby. To entertain me.
you're taking the words right out of my mouth! seriously, how much do i wish that we could watch this together and cap on everyone. we have the same three favorites!! now i don't even need to post on this- i can just link to you. ;)
i mean you even said jack johnson-y which is JUST what i was thinking about the white dreadhead. he's cute under all that wrong hair. and the aussie? hello yummy!
i say the irish/aussie folks have a shot. america is, afterall, the melting pot, right?
i hope garret and jason y. go home. what's with the lip fuzz on garret? seriously?
and luke may not be a great performer, but he is HOT! of course, i think hugh jackman is hot too, so maybe that has something to do with it. :-P
I love that I read your blog WHILE watching American Idol.
Oh, Holy crap! That Leif Garrett looking dude? EW! He looks like a girl/boy from the hair-rocker days and sounds HORRIBLE. He has got to go. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I cannot believe that no one else caught this. The dreadlock guy (yeah the hair is gross) totally looks like John Travolta! Check out his profile. Scary.
Michael Johns is my favourite so far and I totally think he has a shot -- why wouldn't he? I hope that America is not small-minded and xenophobic enough to not vote for someone based on where they're from.
I don't mind dreds on white dudes. It's just hair and people should be able to wear it however they want.
We (Australians - or those of us who watch Australian Idol, which doesn't include me, but I digress) voted for an Irish guy. He won. He was the best singer. And a nice bloke. And a couple of months later he became an Australian citizen. And now he says "Maaaaaate" the way you're supposed to when you're an Australian.
Now I'll have to watch American Idol AND the primaries. Goddammit.
I'd vote Danny and Garrett off this round, but it will probably be Luke and Garrett.
What's with the guys this season looking like girls? Uck. Maybe I'm just getting old.
I want the Leif Garrett look a like to go home and either Donny or David. Not impressed.
Love David A and Michael Johns.
Both are darling and talented!!
Just not impressed with the guys as a whole this year. Great summation though!!
First, I have to say that YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I didn't watch the show. Didn't need to - I got your recap. Excellent!
I'm all about Luke, because he's from Indiana. And I'll be all about that rocker chick (Amanda?) because she's from Indiana, too. Go Hoosiers!
LOL!! Rene and both said the same thing about Luke looking like Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman! Wow that is scary that we all thought that!!
And I am pretty much with you on the guys.
I am thinking Cheesy Chikezie and Garrett will go home tonight. Maybe Luke or Jason as well. I would like to see DANNY go home.
I pick Barack OBAMA! Sorry I'm in Wisconsin and he kicked royal butt last night!!!
It's all the way to the White House now!!!
Oh and the Michael John guy is hot!
You guys are cracking me up - and Becky - ROCK ON!
Oh...and like MB said...GO HOOSIERS!! Although I think Amanda will be the only one representing.
I don't know guys... I don't want to preemptively comment on the girls before they sing tonight. But Amanda *definitely* looks UNthrilled to be there. Her voice is cool, but she *can* be screechy too. I am uncommitted on her as yet.
I think that Amanda has GREAT talent...but you are right about the screeching. The only problem I see with her though...is her winning. She is limited on the type of music she can sing. That can be a downfall for Idols.
Good point Scott. We'll see tonight! I do like that she's different! It seems to be the blonde ambition tour on the girl side otherwise!
Just to hog your comments for another second. I love that my picture now shows up on the comments since I started my own blog! LOL It does't take much to amuse me! LOL
I agree with Becky..so when exactly is American Idol on?
I don't think I've watched a television show religiously since Friends or maybe Sex & The City (when I didn't have kids)! I'm jealous.
EatPlayLove... here in Mountain Time and during this phase, it's Tuesday and Wednesday at 7pm on Fox for either 1 or 2 hours and then Wednesday for the elimination show usually at 8pm for an hour or an half hour. But I usually check because they play around with their times alot. Either way - A HUGE FREAKING TIME COMMITMENT!
I had the same questions about the Iris/Aussie in the mix. I don't care either way but my first thought was 'Uh, this is AMERICAN idol'. Then again, we have American celebs who are not exactly American (Nicole Kidman, Jim Carey...). I didn't watch last night since I'm never a huge fan of the guys. But I will definitely be watching the girls.
Aimee you forgot Thursdays! you pretty much have to sell your soul to The Idol. It's 2 hours Tuesday, 2 hours Wednesday and then 1 hour on Thursday for the elimination show.
That's a lot of Ryan Seacrest my friends.
As for Amanda, I don't think she isn't thrilled to be there, I think she's just too cool for school!
Luke is done.
And I think Robbie Carrico is trying to channel Axl Rose.
Oops I meant she IS thrilled to be there.
Oops, Becky - that was a typo I meant Thursday for elimination, not Wed!!!
And Heather, I am on the fence about the foreigners, kinda don't care, kinda annoyed, but mostly don't care... although I was kinda glad Michael clarified that he had been here for 10 years and "all his adult life" - even though it was an obvious ploy to stave off the criticism.
My main issue with Carly, which I will mention more tonight, is not so much her Irishness, is her previous 2 million dollar contract where she fell on her face.
I totally don't watch this show. But "charisma of a paperclip" is a phrase I think I need to add to to my repertoire.
ha ha Meghann!
At some point, I swore that I was watching the "Lawrence Welk Show." Holy cow, those crappy song choices.
On my TV, Chikezie's suit was burnt pink, if that can possibly be a color. It was very "Love Boat."
I think I'm digging Michael Hutchins/Tim Daly and Dreadlock Dude. The Tim Daly dude came on, and I said, "Hot dog! Finally there's a MAN on the show."
Of course I knew you would do this so much better (and faster) than I did! But then, with my busy schedule this week particularly, I felt lucky to be able to watch the boys live and write about them. I'll compare our notes in a bit, but wanted to compliment you on the formatting - nicely done! I only voted for 5 of them :-)
Christina, thanks! - but of course perfectionist me is annoyed the photos didn't line up with the text like I meant them to (an extra line of space). Once a graphic designer always a graphic designer...
And Binky you hit it. Michael Daly Hutchence was totally a MAN among kids.
Back now after finishing my own post.
Yes! I noticed the look-alike thing too! I noted that dreadlock Jason looks like John Travolta. OH and I wrote on my notes about the Luke Perry thing going on, but didn't transfer that over. Dangit! And hey..did NOT think of Tim Daly for Michael...spot on! Love me some Tim Daly too.
I have no issues with the foreign born singers. I will probably have more of an issue with Carly because of her previous record deal which irritates me because before I found out about that, I really really LIKED her!
Garret goes home for sure. Perhaps Chikezie or Luke or Jason Y as the other.
Did anyone else get a serial killer vibe when David Cook was singing? All I could think was that he had bodies in his basement. I didn't like Danny or Colton - they were way too hammy for me. And Jason Y reminded me of an over the hill lounge singer winking and motioning to the audience. Blech! Really liked David A, Robbie (although I'm with you on losing the head gear), Jason, and Michael Johns. I think Garrett was sooo terrified - I'd love to see what he does when he's relaxed. Oh, and keep Luke around for a couple more weeks for eye candy - what the hell!
I had to stop reading at "I liked Constantine" because I was chortling.
I know/knew him personally, and a group of us would call each other the next day and giggle about how ridiculous he had become and how many more lies he was going to tell about himself to further his career. Ah well...I wish him no ill, but watching him perform was always a hoot.
I love your update! I thought the men did well, all in all. Go girls!
OK Aimee - maybe you can answer this one - not only is Carly a ringer with a previous record contract. Someone on my site just told me she heard the same about Michael and David A?? Have they also had record deals? I can see Michael since he is 29, but 17 year old David??
Oh, and Candy, that is funny about Constantine! He always creeped me out and I suspected him of being very fake.
Rachel, I couldn't agree more. This is the most effeminate group of little boys I've ever seen. Even the rocker and even the Aussie are girly. I thought every last one of them should go audition on Broadway.
Candy, I know, I grew to hate him... but mainly I was mystified why that Scott Savol creep was making it over him. ACK!!! But, I gotta be honest you know - I *did* like him when he was on the show. That rendition of Funny Valentine was freaking awesome.
And LOL Liz. It's Broadway Idol! Clearly they were looking for a boy band type.
OK, and re: the recording contract stuff, I usually find my scoop at rickey.org, make sure to check him out.
But here is a quote from a Sacramento Bee interview with Nigel Lythgoe, the show's executive producer, regarding Carly:
"We're not ignoring anything. … The rules state you can compete if you aren't signed at the time of the competition, which is not amateur. You could even have an album out and still be on the show.
(According to www.rickey.org, Smithson signed a recording contract in 2000 with MCA Records; her first CD was a bust, selling only 378 copies.)"
One more thing about Carley - Rickey noticed that she was *NOT* in the girls lineup last night - what gives? I didn't even notice. However, I will say, I did think to myself at some point that they barely panned to the girls all night, but then figured it was because so much of the pre-season was focused on the girls they were giving the guys airtime.
Re: Michael Johns, according to Rickey he used to be in a band called the Rising...
Oh wait... OK, I found the scoop on USA Today! apparently there are 5 with brushes of fame before. However, in my mind (not to sound biased) but the only one that really bugs me is Carly because she had a major shot and it didn't go. A 2 million dollar shot similar to what she would get on American Idol, where the others had piddly things here and there, similar to several Idol contestants in the past. Or should it not make a difference?
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We're in general agreement, Aimee ~ and I posted my thoughts before reading yours! :)
Ooh whoa whoa!
I agree with you analysis... but I am not sure I care about the foreigners or their contracts.
Everything that everyone has already said about the AI dudes is spot on EXCEPT that I think Disney ought to snap up that Garret guy. I can totally see his face smiling down from the wall of every tween girl's room, squirrelly lip fuzz and all.
Sadly "I am on the fence about the foreigners," (quote from Aimee's comment up thread) is probably being uttered frequently as people vote for American Idol AND American President.
Please let us know how many visitors come to your site using the phrase "Luke Perry and Hugh Jackman had a baby."
SarahO - AND he needs to EAT.
and AD... true true, sad but true.
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