Monday, January 26, 2009

How To Make Birdwine - by Declan

Sometimes I am utterly amazed at the cool things they do at Declan's school. In Kindergarten, they learned about poetry and Declan spent weeks filling up a notebook with poems about mama, dada and laundry lint.

Now in 1st grade? The latest lesson is in "how-to" books. As in, how to make how-to books.

And just what does my child decide to teach the rest of the class?

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HOW TO MAKE BIRDWINE
by Declan

Materials Needed:
- Berries from the front bush
- ziploc baggie
- foot

1. Pick berries from front bush.
2. Put berries into ziploc baggie.
3. Stomp on baggie with your foot.
4. Open baggie.
5. Let birds drink birdwine!

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I can't tell you how proud I am.


15 Comments:

Blogger kristin at prairiedaze.com said...

oh yes, oh yes.

my kids could have done the same.

yes, be proud.

1/26/2009 9:08 PM  
Blogger Sarah Bellum said...

I've always thought Declan is so cute, but this is over-the-top. Either clone him or make a baby for me. Send ASAP!

1/26/2009 9:27 PM  
Blogger Bridge said...

Wow! The vintner to the Birds...

1/26/2009 9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god - love it!!! - m

1/26/2009 9:34 PM  
Blogger Doodaddy said...

People used to ask me how I could intuit so much about my students' home lives. They bring it with them, I think: clearly, you feed birds, love the outdoors, and enjoy a nice Syrah. Now, if he had written "How to cook up birdmeth," that would convey something different...

1/26/2009 10:00 PM  
Anonymous Sarah K said...

I.I. made one for Kindergarten:
"How to Cath (catch) a Turkey"
1. Get a net.
2. Get some bird seed.
3. Wait for a turkey to walk by.
Classic.

1/26/2009 10:11 PM  
Blogger monstergirlee said...

Wow. I want some birdwine!

1/27/2009 12:14 AM  
Blogger Ashleigh said...

I like his simplicity.

1/27/2009 8:44 AM  
Blogger Aimee Greeblemonkey said...

ha ha, sarah that is classic!!!!!!

1/27/2009 9:09 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

And what happy birds they will be!

1/27/2009 6:19 PM  
Anonymous Oz said...

I am so glad that Birdwine is wine for birds, not wine made of birds, as I had feared.

1/27/2009 7:11 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Hilarious! should we let Napa have the recipe?

1/27/2009 8:22 PM  
Blogger Tree said...

Declan is a very special child in so many ways, but his imagination and point of view are truly a wonder!

1/28/2009 8:05 AM  
Blogger Jane @ Kidzarama said...

So when do we get to purchase a copy?

(I assume he'll want to self-publish)

1/29/2009 4:31 PM  
Anonymous Andrew said...

he is so awesome!

1/30/2009 11:21 AM  

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